Ok so he's not actually "real" but he's never going to give you any trouble is he? He's a great listener, won't take the remote control and he's cuddly.
I admit this Knit Your Own Boyfriend set would be useless for me as I can't knit! I know SHOCK HORROR!
This could make a perfect secret santa gift (yes you all know Christmas is coming!). Also I should add that of course I don't need the set as Spurs boy is perfect :-)